Here comes the bride1 min read
This week-end , the world saw with horror the most eligible coffee-sipping bachelor being taken off the market, leaving millions of women desperate (and angry)!
Yes, George Clooney got married in Venice (how cliché!). Apparently the wedding was OK eventhough rather uneventful.
Maybe I’ve been watching too much TV but I like my weddings surprising and if possible a little bloody.
Can you really enjoy a wedding where NOBODY gets stood up at the altar?
Remember Yang and Burke in Grey’s Anatomy?
Remember Ted and whatever her name in How I met your Mother?
And that poor Lady Edith in Downton Abbey ? (well he was too old for her anyway)
You mean, nuptials without any blood shed?
You wouldn’t have that in Game of Thrones, thank God!
Really, a wedding where the bride didn’t runaway and got married with another bloke on the same day??
At least Avery and Keppner from Grey’s Anatomy, again, got that one right!
So I’m glad I wasn’t invited to that BORING wedding, since NOBODY fell off a gondola and none of his ex-girlfriends tried to crash the ceremony.
I mean, even Brad Pitt didn’t show up either.